MINAH KIWI: Kawan Minah Kiwi Nampak HANTU !!!!!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Kawan Minah Kiwi Nampak HANTU !!!!!!

Salam Uollsss...

Wah mesti ramai yang sentap dengan Minah Kiwi kerana tak menang contest yang Minah Kiwi buat hari iteww...anyway takde pekdahnya uollss sentap kerana itulah adat pertandingan..ada menang dan ada yang kalah giteww...

Anyway..untuk hiburkan hati uollss yang gundah gelana ditambah dengan mood sentap iteww.. Minah Kiwi nak bercerita tentang kawan Minah Kiwi yang baru-baru ini menengok Filem Hantu...

Mesti Uollss pun takut giteww ...cerita hantu la katakan!!

Apa cerita Hantu!!!!...takut i nak dengar Minah Kiwi oiii

Nak dimulakan cerita..semalam Minah Kiwi ke kedai DVD giteww...nak pinjam DVD Hantu katanyer...

Minah Kiwi ke kedai DVD iteeww naik motor kapcai jer.,..pinjam Ah Seng punya motor. Minah Kiwi terlupa setelah setengah jalan ke pekan itewww... minyak motor dah abis uollsss!!!

Sentap Minah Kiwi time tue kena tolak motor iteww

Nasib baik kawan Minah Kiwi.. si Dollah tengah berjalan kat situ menolong Minah Kiwi menolak motor yang kehabisan minyak iteww!!!

Nasib baik ada Si Dollah ..kalau tak harus la berpeluh ketiak Minah Kiwi nak menolak motor

Pas tiba di Pekan.. Minah Kiwi sempat ke saloon rambut katanyer. Maklong la.. Rambut Minah Kiwi dah panjang macam PONTIANAK giteww.. kutu pun dah buat sarang kat rambut Minah Kiwi,...harus la Minah Kiwi membuat keputusan untuk memotong rambut ini katanyer

Di saloon Kak Kiah...memotong rambut Minah Kiwi yang panjang

Pas potong rambut..rasa selesa sikit kepala Minah Kiwi ini uollsss... hari2 berserabot jer kepala nie. Diri Minah Kiwi terasa terover cantik plak uollsss pas potong rambut di saloon iteww!!!

Oppsss.... Minah Kiwi terlebih cantik la plak

Sampai jer kat kedai DVD iteww... Minah Kiwi terus sewa DVD hantu iteww..dan terus balik rumah. Sampai di rumah jer..

Minah Kiwi terus serahkan DVD iteww kepada KAWAN Minah Kiwi..Kawan Minah Kiwi terus menonton DVD Hantu iteww...

Tapi tak sampai 5 minutes...terus Kawan Minah Kiwi iteww terk***g. Katanyer tak sempat nak ke jamban .....sebab takot sangat tengok hantu iteww. Hudoh sangat muka hantu iteww katanyer!!!

Sebab takut sangat tengok hantu iteww..terus dia terk****g di sofa

Lantas kawan Minah Kiwi iteww pengsan di sofa iteww...dan Minah Kiwi kata kat dia

KESIAN ...tak sempat ko ke jamban yer!!!!

Majulah Sukaneka Untuk Negara

64 comments:

boboiz said...: hehehe..sampai terkenci...ng yek..nie cerita betul ke rekaan semata2 nie?huhu...kawan je je yang ter tu...cik minah kiwi tak ter sekali ke?; July 23, 2009 at 5:12 PM
ezanykun said...: blum sampai 5 minit ker.. hahaha.. sofa tu jgn lupa basuh lak.. :p; July 23, 2009 at 6:21 PM
IxoR@ said...: Tinggi betul imiginasi....

Pepagi Ixora dah senyum sorang2 depan lappy.....

:D; July 23, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Anonymous said...: lain kali soh kwn kiwi pkai lmpin! :P; July 23, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Eyda Sheyda said...: hahahahhahahahah... sampai terkencing d sofa.. nice..; July 23, 2009 at 8:24 PM
RobinHood said...: hahahahaha
lawak jew.....; July 23, 2009 at 9:05 PM
azlan said...: lawak tol ko minah kiwi; July 23, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Anonymous said...: ko memang tak pernah failed buat aku gelak jer minah kiwi..kelakor la cerita ko minah; July 23, 2009 at 11:44 PM
ali boncit said...: best la cerita kak kiwi nie; July 23, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Naim Rahmat said...: peergghhh aku bagi markah 10/10 untuk cerita ko kali ni Minah Kiwi

Hidup Minah Kiwi; July 23, 2009 at 11:45 PM
aRien de GreaT said...: kak minah..superb la u nyer citer..bikin gempak jer tjuk entri tu..ahaksss,,,; July 24, 2009 at 12:27 AM
eliana said...: minah kiwi!!
tergelak tergolek taw baca cite neh..
tgk cite antu smpai terkencing ea?
lenkali sediakn lampin taw?? haha; July 24, 2009 at 2:15 AM
azli boyot said...: pergghhh minah aku pun dah nak terkencing nie baca entry ko; July 24, 2009 at 2:39 AM
Anonymous said...: best..superb and menarik cerita ko minah kiwi; July 24, 2009 at 2:40 AM
aida rahim said...: setiap entry hang tak pernah aku miss taww minah kiwi..

ko memang best minah kiwi

:D; July 24, 2009 at 2:41 AM
Aina Rahman said...: hidup minah kiwi..nak terkencing jugak i membaca nyer uols..hahaha; July 24, 2009 at 2:47 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: cepat cik aina ke toilet..karang berterabur nanti kat siteww....malu minah kiwi plak nanti; July 24, 2009 at 3:00 AM
azim zaimah said...: best betul entry ko kali nie minah kiwi..tabik spring aku; July 24, 2009 at 3:00 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: mekasih yer azim baca entry minah kali nie; July 24, 2009 at 3:01 AM
Anonymous said...: aku pun nak terkencing tengok hantu tue; July 24, 2009 at 3:02 AM
anN said...: hahaha..; July 24, 2009 at 3:35 AM
Nine said...: hahaha...
syok ceta minah kiwi nih...
mmg best..
awek kencing tuh sempoi jerk..
hahaha...; July 24, 2009 at 5:27 AM
azli said...: lawak tol cerita minah kiwi nie; July 24, 2009 at 7:24 AM
Akmar Anuar said...: hehehe...
kak kiwi nih...pandai tol sesuai kan cte dengan gamba2 yg extreme..
takleh blah pakai gamba gorilla dgn b.spears tuh...

kak kiwi mmg unik habiss uolsss!!

;); July 24, 2009 at 7:26 AM
Tipah Tertipu said...: kesian plak aku tengok kawan ko tue minah ..

Yang Tertipu

Tipah Tertipu; July 24, 2009 at 7:26 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: to akma: thanks yer sebab baca entry minah kiwi.,.appreciate sangat.

ceria-ceria selalu yer akmar; July 24, 2009 at 7:27 AM
boyak said...: unik betol baca cerita nie.

first time aku baca blog minah kiwi..ko memang best minah kiwi; July 24, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: to nine: thanks yer baca entry kali nie..appreciate sangat comment uollss...

happy-happykan diri anda semua; July 24, 2009 at 7:29 AM
Eja Kamel said...: lerh..smpi terkucil...takut betul tuh.next time nk tgk cite hantu pki pampers dlu.hehe; July 24, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Minah Kiwi said...: actually kawan minah kiwi tue memang penakut...but i dunno why that day dia teringin sangat nak tengok movie hantu...; July 25, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Mr Aan said...: lawak tol cerita minah kiwi nie
hehe; July 25, 2009 at 9:18 AM
PeErA said...: akak ni klakar tol la,,hehe~

akak,,,mne akak neh??
:menung; July 25, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Anonymous said...: lawak ko minah kiwi

:D; July 25, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Minah Kiwi said...: maybe kelakar cerita tue

sometimes kita wat orang gelak and happy..but tak semestinya kita happy..; July 25, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Kirr_rule said...: hahha lawak ler minah ni; July 26, 2009 at 2:41 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: thanks for reading my entry krule; July 26, 2009 at 6:45 AM
anis said...: terhibur abes baca n3 nih
ha3x; July 26, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Tipah Tertipu said...: kenapa nie minah kiwi..??

Yang Tertipu

Tipah Tertipu; July 26, 2009 at 2:18 PM
azman jaafar said...: memang best cerita ni; July 26, 2009 at 2:19 PM
Minah Kiwi said...: x de apa apa la kak tipah tertipu..anyway thanks for your concern; July 26, 2009 at 2:55 PM
beL cLoud9 said...: hahahha hancing la sofa tu kih3; July 26, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Minah Kiwi said...: to perempuan..terus minah kiwi kena basuh sofa iteww..penat taw uollss; July 26, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Anonymous said...: hohohohahahahhihihihihhohhahahihi..lawak tol lar kak....; July 27, 2009 at 4:09 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: hehehe danish...; July 27, 2009 at 7:38 AM
pakupapan said...: hakhakhak..minah kiwi selalu la wat am gelak sorang2..hihihi..minah kiwi memang rocksss ;p keep up da gud work keyh..hehe; July 27, 2009 at 3:12 PM
TokNabe said...: Sofa beli lain......; July 27, 2009 at 9:40 PM
nizam said...: wah best entry nie; July 27, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Anonymous said...: wakaka..betul tue beli sofa lain; July 27, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Minah Kiwi said...: to am guy: happy happy selalu yer

to tok nabe: wah ..sofa bukan murah nak beli yang barua; July 27, 2009 at 10:15 PM
kuIna said...: nak tanya HANTU tu apa ya... x prnh jumpa pun...

hantu ada belog tak?; July 28, 2009 at 7:55 PM
SasHa Lee said...: hehe..ini kesah benor or rekaan erkk..tapi besh.. lawak!!!sb plus ngn picto nyer..;P; July 29, 2009 at 7:58 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: shasa..ini kisah benar ..kisah minah kiwi di uk..bersama-sama kawan2 minah saleh..cuma minah kiwi gambarkan cerita ini dengan cara minah kiwi..kasi menarik ..so that people like to read; July 29, 2009 at 8:01 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: to kulna..la hantu tue hantu la..

kan zaman cyber sekarang nie..hantu pun pandai main tenet tawww; July 29, 2009 at 8:02 AM
Faizul said...: ni la entry hantu namanya.
hantu ko MK!; July 29, 2009 at 1:29 PM
alang said...: Amboi2. hyperbolanya crite Minah Kiwi ni ye. Btw best n intrsting. Briliant idea for add some ******* pic. :D; July 31, 2009 at 5:55 AM
steel said...: bwahaha........!; July 31, 2009 at 7:08 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: alang.. wakak..thanks for enjoyng my story mory ...anyway cerita iteww...x de kena mengena dengan *******.. cuma nak hiburkan hati pembaca jer..; July 31, 2009 at 7:48 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: wah steel pun ada; July 31, 2009 at 7:48 AM
Anonymous said...: best cerita ni,..enjoy; July 31, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Anonymous said...: hebat cerita minah kiwi.aku salute ko minah kiwi; July 31, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Meooo Comicore Club said...: slm kencing!!!!!!!!!!!!; August 3, 2009 at 9:39 AM
♥ Che NamNam ♥ said...: nice blog dan citer yang bes...

salam kenal dari haku..!!; August 4, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Osi said...: Hahahaha...
Patut tepuk tangan lah dgn ceritamu...; August 9, 2009 at 1:57 AM
Minah Kiwi said...: To shi3la: thanks yer sebab singgah and comment blog minah kiwi... salam kenal dari minah kiwi jugak

To osi: minah kiwi tepuk dahi; August 9, 2009 at 10:29 AM

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